by Morley Evans
Yes, despite Western propaganda, there are some nice things in Russia. Here's one of them.
Oh, and despite a common misconception, It is not always winter in Russia. Russian summers are nice. It is not always nightime either. It is pretty much like here. This was true even in the Stalinist era.
Ukraine (until recently, known as the Ukraine) has very nice things too. Here are two of my friends in Ukraine.
A Russian, in our classic old-time tradition, is someone who:
1. Speaks Russian
2. Calls himself Orthodox (though no faith in God is much required)
3. Pledges loyalty to the sitting Russian ruler
If all three check for you, you can be Black, First American (American Indian) or Alpha-Centaurian— and still call yourself Russian.