Wednesday, December 23, 2015


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by Morley Evans

Trust me, I'm a doctor

Dear Dr. Hardy,

Thank you for your article. 

I have prepared this essay to report my experience with doctors in Regina over the past 68 years. My experience with doctors is limited almost exclusively to Regina, despite having lived in various places around the world. My own experience has been mirrored by others in places as far away as Halifax and Melbourne. It is not unique. The way I have been treated by doctors is the 'standard of care' here and everywhere. I hope you find what I have to say enlightening.

The European Society of Cardiology (London, August 2015) appears to be moving in the right direction. Speakers were recognizing that nutrition is more important than medical intervention, as bad as that will be for the medical business as it is currently established.

Predictably: "The US Preventive Services Task Force found no evidence of benefit from any nutritional supplement." 

Conventional medicine — the power centre of which is Washington, DC (the heart of darkness) — has always maintained that nutrition is unimportant and that supplements only produce expensive urine. Conventional doctors maintain that medical intervention with drugs and surgery is the only effective means of dealing with disease. Doctors promote what doctors sell. Why would they not do that? Of course they do that.

In your article, Dr. Hardy, this is most interesting: "The final bombshell was delivered by Dr Aseem Malhotra who added, 'Following a heart attack, for mortality lowering, a high-fat Mediterranean diet is more effective than aspirin, statins and coronary stents.'” High-fat? What is that? Does Dr. Malhorta mean saturated animal fat? He should.

Cessation of smoking is mentioned as one reason the incidence of cardiovascular disease fell in Denmark.

How dangerous is smoking? Based on my own experience, smoking is far less hazardous to one’s health than doctors and what they do. Am I advocating smoking? No. But I am strongly advising against doctors and their nostrums. Very few doctors know what they are doing. Most doctors are hacks and quacks. They are not scientists. They are no-nothings. After suffering almost 68 years of abuse at the hands of the clowns who practice medicine in Regina, doctors and the systems that protect doctors have become my bêtes noires.

How dangerous is smoking?

I smoked a package of 25 cigarettes a day for almost fifty years. I started when I was 13 years old. I smoked before I was poisoned by Statin Drugs in 1992. I smoked throughout the Statin period that ended in 2000. I smoked after I had recovered by 2012 — proving that smoking had nothing to do with my condition. Smoking had nothing to do with any of my other medical problems either. Today I do not have any of the conditions that supposedly are caused by smoking. I do not have coronary disease, atherosclerosis, hypertension, lung cancer, or COPD. In fact there is nothing wrong with me — except my eyes that were screwed up two years ago by Dr. Ryan Eidsness and the Lumigan® he prescribed.

Why not? Why is there nothing wrong with me? I think that is a very interesting question. One would expect doctors and medical researchers would want an answer to that question. They aren’t interested. Why not? (Doctors and pharmacists are suspicious of healthy people. They don't actually believe anyone could be healthy and once someone starts taking a pharmaceutical drug he will get sick. Doctors think healthy people are like unicorns. Doctors have never actually seen one. They are like policemen who spend their days and nights with criminals. Policemen think everyone is a crook.)

Why am I not dead or “under a doctor’s care?” My asthma was cured by Vitamin D in 1973 by Dr. Carl Reich, MD, in Calgary. It only returned when doctors in Regina persuaded me to stop taking Vitamin D because “It is dangerous." When my asthma would return, the nostrums they prescribed didn't work. Happily my asthma would disappear when I resumed Vitamin D. This experiment was done several times. Doctors were not interested in knowing. “Vitamin D? I don’t know what that would do.” No, Dr. Alport, you don’t know much of anything, do you?

The “cholesterol campaign” (so-named by Dr. Uffe Ravnskov, MD, PhD) is still the most important cardiological issue. Statin Drugs are still the most profitable and generally prescribed drugs in history. It is disappointing not to see them addressed at a conference of cardiologists. Medical fads come and go as herds of doctors move from one pasture to the next after having grazed everything to the ground where they were. The maimed, dead and dying are left behind and soon forgotten as everyone focuses on the next big thing in “Life-Saving Medicine.”

What will that be? Who knows?

Tomorrow’s doctors will have general amnesia, like today’s doctors. Tomorrow's doctors will not remember today’s doctors or what they did. Today's doctors will have been relegated to the Dark Ages or simply stuffed down the Memory Hole. 

There are always a few good apples in every barrel of bad apples.

With three exceptions I would have been better off had I never seen a doctor. The first exception was Dr. Cowan, MD, who delivered me when I was born in 1947. He saved my life. I was a breach birth and a twin, with a mother who was eclamptic.  The second exception was Dr. MacKenzie, MD, who gave me an injection of Adrenalin® and saved my life when I was four. I had anaphylaxis. I was in a bad way. Dr. MacKenzie, MD, made a house call at Christmas and stayed to see that I would be all right. My life was changed from then on. The third exception was Dr. Garcia who repaired a retinal tear in my right eye a few years ago. No one caused these medical problems.

All the other doctors who did me good repaired the harm other doctors had done. Dr. Reich, MD, corrected the misdiagnoses and malpractice of twenty-two years in 1973. Dr. Reich, MD, gave me a new life. Dr. Cenaiko, MD, corrected Dr. John N. Alport’s malpractice in 1998. He saved my life. Dr. Buwembo, MD, corrected Dr. Annandale’s malpractice in 2000. Dr. Buwembo, MD, saved my life again. (Dr. Annandale has been convicted of a felony in South Africa, his home, and is a fugitive according to reports.) 

What good doctors have done does not excuse what bad doctors have done. That is a principle of law they don't teach lawyers and judges in Canada. Doctors and their families don't understand this either. Canadian feudalism is well-established. Doctors have created a caste system for themselves in Canada. Indian doctors coming from the subcontinent must feel right at home.

My family doctors were a horror. Throughout my childhood, they prescribed Tedral® for my asthma. They gave me scratch tests for my allergies. "You're allergic to everything," they concluded. They were adamantly opposed to Vitamin D. They reluctantly administered Epinephrine in the ER when I presented with anaphylaxis every Christmas. "We only give that when there is an emergency," they would tell my father after he had told them what I needed. Isn't this an emergency, I wondered as I fought to breath? Even as a child I could tell that doctors don't like to be told anything because they know everything.

In high school, and after, my family doctor was the mad Scotsman Dr. Sean Coneghan, MD. After I dumped him when I returned from Japan in 1970, I went to my brother's favourite doctor Dr. William Edward Harvie (Bill) Alport, MD. Like Dr. Coneghan, MD, Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, prescribed a drug after every visit and he had me coming back several times a month. They both had me taking lots of drugs. When things didn't work out it was always my fault. "It's all in your head," they would say. They would blame everything for which they had no answer to patient error, genetics, or psychosomaticism. Nothing was their fault because a doctor knows everything.

Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, had driven Dr. MacKenzie, MD, and Dr. Cranston, MD, out of Regina in the early fifties in a power struggle he found necessary to establish himself as the top doc. They both went to Medicine Hat, Alberta, where they practiced medicine for the rest of their lives. Dr. MacKenzie, MD, was the last good doctor I had until I went to Dr. Reich, MD, in 1973.  I suffered with idiots in Regina for 22 years — my formative years when I was written off as a basket case by my doctors.

I thought I was out of the woods after seeing Dr. Reich, MD. Alas, one is never safe from bad doctors. My next trial began with anaphylaxis on an Air Canada flight in 1976. Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, was my doctor at the time. It is a long story that I won't tell now but I will say that my pulse was over 200 bpm for 5 hours. That could be a record! You see, during anaphylaxis one thing that happens is one's blood vessels dilate and one's blood pressure drops. One's heart has to beat fast to keep one alive. Anaphylaxis often ends with heart failure. Anaphylaxis is a medical emergency. Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD — like the psychiatrist on the plane — thought anaphylaxis is a joke. "It's all in your head," was the diagnosis of the psychiatrist and the medical doctor.

After a horse dumped me on my head in 1978, it took Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, two years to get me some treatment — after I read the riot act to him one day. Then he had the audacity to interfere with my physiotherapy by telling my therapist, "You don't have to do that. Mr. Evans is a hypochondriac." Graham Beverage, owner of the Regina Physiotherapy Clinic, fired that therapist and took over my case. Two years later I had recovered after treatments three times a week. Mr. Beverage, who was a strapping big Scotsman, somehow died later under mysterious circumstances. Was he murdered?

Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, succeeded his father, Dr. Edward Bishop Alport, MD, as Regina's leading doctor. Dr. EB Alport, MD was appointed as the Chief Surgeon of Saskatchewan during the Great War (WWI). My father's brother, Horace, died around 1937 because Dr. EB Alport, MD, and the doctor in Glenavon failed to understand that appendicitis is a medical emergency. Dr. EB Alport's son, Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD, trained young doctors in Regina as an adjunct professor of the University of Saskatchewan in Saskatoon. Later, Dr. John N. Alport, MD, would occupy the same position, according to his curriculum vitae. That could explain the many low quality doctors I have encountered in Regina over the years.

The worst doctor I suffered with, of course, was Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport's son Dr. John N. Alport, MD, who managed to send me to Statin Hell and take another 20 years out of my life. Dr. John N Alport, MD is highly qualified to practice medicine: his grandfather was a doctor as was his father, mother, and uncles. His brother is a doctor. Dr. John N. Alport, MD, graduated from the University of Saskatchewan School of Medicine as well as from the University of Michigan School of Medicine, Flint. 

We mustn't overlook Dr. Edward Alport, MD, another son of Dr. WEH (Bill) Alport, MD. Dr. Ted runs the Canadian Blood Services in Regina (formerly the Red Cross). He survived the scandal which identified his operation as the source of tainted blood in Canada. That happened twice, once with HIV and Hepatitis C and again with West Nile Virus. Dr. Edward Alport, MD, is a Director of the Regina-Qu'Appelle Health Region which runs medicine here. He may be the highest-paid doctor in Saskatchewan. As an administrator, Dr. Edward Alport, MD, a pathologist, treats no patients.

I can thank Dr. Crook, MD, the surgeon who chiseled blockage out of my nose after I returned from Japan in 1970. I could breath properly for the first time since I was four years old! Years later when I had a cold, Dr. John N. Alport, MD, recommended nose spray. When I questioned him about the "rebound effect" of nose spray, Dr. John N. Alport, MD, told me not to worry about it, after making a disparaging remark about Dr. Crook. After many months of blocked nasal passages caused by Dr. John N. Alport, MD, and countless bottles of nose spray, my nose cleared again when I discontinued nose spray. 

I can also thank Dr. Onochie Clifford Arinze Aghaegbuna, MD, (from Nigeria, Howard University, and the Mao Clinic) who listened to me about Statin Drugs and prescribed Carnitor@ when I asked him for it. With Carnitor® and Alpha Lipoic Acid, I recovered from Statin Hell. I can say I am a better doctor than any of them. I discovered what to do by the Grace of God with no help from any doctor.

In 2008, as I was recovering from Statins, I began to have trouble with my prostate. I went to Dr. Mohammad Tasneem, MD, to see what could be done. I was up to pee five times a night. I stayed close to a toilet all day. "Before we start, I want you to know that we don't have a very good record treating this condition," Dr. Tasneem, MD, warned me. He requisitioned a urine test. When that indicated blood in my urine, Dr. Tasneem, MD, prescribed an antibiotic. The next day, my problem was gone. "That was easy," I told myself. Alas it would not be so easy. In a few days I was running to the toilet again. Dr. Tasneem, MD, tried another antibiotic. I had the same experience over and over for months. Dr. Tasneem, MD, told me I needed to drink more water. He suggested 8 glasses a day. I had been drinking less to avoid trips to the bathroom. 

One morning, I couldn't pee at all. Not a drop. Hours went by and my bladder filled. I thought I would explode. At the ER they fitted me with a catheter and a bag after they managed to get through my prostate which was in spasm. Over the nine or ten months I suffered with prostatitis, I was catheterized twice and put on four or five different antibiotics. Finally, I bought Bell's Ezee Flow Tea at the health food store. With the first glass of tea my problem disappeared and never returned. I drank tea twice a day for years afraid my prostatitis would return. It never did. Doctors to whom I mentioned my experience were not interested. Dr. Tasneem, MD, went home to Pakistan. I never saw him again. Doctor's didn't cause my prostate problem — nor did they cure it. Urology is one of the most lucrative medical specialties. The Bell's Ezee Flow tea package says their reports to medical doctors have been ignored for years.

Dr. Mohammad Tasneem, MD, told me that he had practiced medicine in Pakistan, South Africa, and England before coming to Regina. "Everywhere else I've practiced medicine," he told me, "doctors are motivated by compassion. Here, they are mostly interested in money. They are obsessed with being sued for malpractice." This is curious because no doctor has been successfully sued for malpractice in Canada for a century thanks to the Canadian Medical Protective Association (CMPA) and the Canadian Medical Association (CMA). Those professional organizations are interested in the welfare of doctors not patients. Patients are an income opportunity like cats, dogs, budgies, and cattle.

Those are the highlights of my indictment of doctors in Regina. I have endured and survived what they have done. There is more. It is documented. I haven't included dentists. That's another story. There must be a God who is looking after me or they would have killed me long ago.

I have been to everyone in authority in Regina, in Saskatchewan and in Canada. I have been to the FDA, Health Canada, the Saskatchewan Department of Health, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Saskatchewan, the Canadian Medical Association, the Law Society of Saskatchewan, The Canadian Bar Association and the Canadian news networks. I no longer expect justice in this place, or even competent organizational housekeeping. There is nothing. Regina is beyond redemption. Canada is beyond redemption. It is what it is. While Canada does have some good doctors, I have had some, Canada has the worst medical system in the world. The system got off to a bad start in 1867, a few months after Confederation. It's always been this bad.

May the Wrath of God descend on this place.

With reservations, I have decided to take another chance and have Dr. Raul Garcia, MD, consider doing intraocular lens transplantation (cataract surgery). That should repair what Dr. Ryan Eidsness, MD, did, I hope. I see Dr. Garcia in a few days. Wish me luck, Dr. Hardy!

I have already made medical history by surviving Regina's doctors and what they did to me. My story may get even better. I feel as if I'll live another sixty years. A few people might be interested if I do. Most will continue doing what they are doing: worshipping doctors and "Life-Saving Medicine."

Love to Sati. MERRY CHRISTMAS to both of you!

- Morley


I thank God for JuicePLUS+, Vitamin D, and exercise. Dr. Joseph Mercola, OD, has been helpful. Chiropractic is beneficial. Avoid drugstores and pharmaceutical products. Do not blindly trust anyone. A few medical doctors have saved my life, but most of my medical problems were caused by medical doctors.

Depraved Indifference

Don't whine. Work.


Tuesday, December 22, 2015


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by Morley Evans

Professor Sabah Alnasseri, of York University, explains the rise of ISIS. Chris Hedges explains how the creation of The State of Israel promoted the growth of militarism throughout the Middle East. 

We add to their cogent analyses that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader if ISIS, was trained for a year in Israel and that ISIS attacks and slaughters Muslims, not Zionists. Washington is playing a double game. It pretends to fight terrorism while it trains, finances and supplies terrorists directly and indirectly through puppets like Israel, Turkey, the Emirates and Saudi Arabia.

This interview was Published on Sep 29, 2015
In this episode of Days of Revolt, host Chris Hedges sits down with professor of Middle East studies Sabah Alnasseri to discuss how US foreign policy and class struggle created the conditions for the rise of ISIS. Hedges and his guest also draw comparisons between ISIS’s colonialist strategies and those of the Israeli independence movement in Palestine. 

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Thursday, December 17, 2015


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by Morley Evans

In 1964, Alexei Nikolayevich Kosygin told a smirking Lyndon Banes Johnson this: "If you want war. You'll get war."

The following essay my Pepe Escobar echoes Kosygin.

Russian Military Convoy

Nobody needs to read Zbigniew "Grand Chessboard" Brzezinski's 1997 opus to know US foreign policy revolves around one single overarching theme: prevent -- by all means necessary -- the emergence of a power, or powers, capable of constraining Washington's unilateral swagger, not only in Eurasia but across the world.

The Pentagon carries the same message embedded in newspeak: the Full Spectrum Dominance doctrine.
Syria is leading all these assumptions to collapse like a house of cards. So no wonder in a Beltway under no visible chain of command -- the Obama administration barely qualifies as lame duck -- angst is the norm.


Ded Moroz

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by Morley Evans

Ded Moroz
Dedushka Moroz is Grandpa Frost. He brings gifts to good children on New Years Day in Orthodox countries, like Russia. ("Babushka" is Grandma.) Ded Moroz has a helper — his granddaughter Snegurochka, the Snow Princess.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015


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by Morley Evans

When the USSR dissolved — bloodlessly — in 1991, Russia expected to be greeted warmly by the West which is lead by Washington. Instead Russia was surrounded by wolves who began looting Russia. After nine years as Russian leader, Boris Yeltsin nominated Vladimir Putin to replace himself. Putin has turned out to be an able statesman and a competent leader. Nevertheless it has taken Putin a long time to realize that Washington is not Russia's friend (nor is Washington anyone else's friend). On 28 September, 2015, Putin delivered an historic speech to the UN General Assembly. Putin said the current state of affairs in the world is intolerable. Russia immediately started taking decisive action in Syria to fight (ISIS/ISIL/IS/Daesh) there.

Washington has been the world hegemon since 1945 when it officially took over that position from the British Empire. Washington anointed itself as the "Leader of the Free World" and it has been waging war ever since to defend the weak and to fight for world peace. "Kill, kill, kill for peace, It will give you a big release!" was an anti-war anthem sung by Country Joe and the Fish during the War in Vietnam. Several hundred million innocent people have been killed by the "Leader of the Free World" since 1945. There has been nothing but war for the past blood-drenched 70 years. Washington — not the Soviet Union nor Red China — has instigated all of it.

Washington represents the Banksters, Wall Street, the military contractors, the 20 American intelligence agencies headed by the CIA, and the Pentagon (Army, Navy, Airforce and Marines.) The United States spends twice as much on the military as everyone else on the planet combined. That doesn't include the CIA which has its own secret armies. ISIS is one of them! The United States of America is and has always been a garrison state. Stalin told the comrades in Greece in 1946 not to challenge Washington because "We don't even have a navy." Washington's main business is war. Business and finance are merely other weapons in Washington's holsters. Yet Washington has managed to convince everyone for over two hundred years that its main business is peace — demonstrating who is the master of mind control. It wasn't Gobbles, Hitler or Stalin. It was Madison Avenue and Hollywood.

Did you know that Americans have invented all of the modern weapons used today? Everything from the rifle to the atom bomb were American inventions.

The foundation of the entire operation is the United States dollar which became the world reserve currency after WW II. Yet the dollar has been slowly declining since the Breton Woods Agreement. A landmark was 1971 when Nixon eliminated convertibility of dollars into gold. Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke started running the presses furiously in 2005 to avoid deflation. But his predecessors had been debasing the currency for decades. This policy continues to devalue the dollar today. When enough people abandon the dollar, the entire house of cards will collapse. That cannot be prevented. It is already happening. Collapse may occur sometime next year. No one knows what will happen when it happens. The world is sailing on a completely uncharted ocean. No one knows what will happen or when it will happen. Very likely, though, under the mountains of worthless paper that have been printed, people will find gold.

Russia and China have been buying gold which the Fed has been selling to defend the U.S. dollar. Japan has gold. Germany's gold was being stored for safekeeping in the Federal Reserve vault in Manhattan. The Germans have asked to see their gold. They haven't seen it yet. Germans remember the hyperinflation of the Weimar Republic. They remember Hitler too. Fort Knox may be empty. No one knows. The Fed is not accountable to anyone, not even the President. The Bank of Canada has officially stated that it has no gold. They sold it all years ago.

The main job of everyone now is to avoid general war. Fortunately, Putin remembers and understands the lessons of the Cold War. Everyone else — especially Germans — remember. Unfortunately, Washington has forgotten. The neocons who run Washington are dangerous because they are stupid. Fortunes have been built and maintained through war. War always seems like a good idea to warmongers.

Canada is a vassal in Washington's empire along with Great Britain, all of Europe, Australia, and Japan. Everything outside the beltway is a vassal of Washington — including all 50 states which are Washington's continental empire. The Civil War established that.

Russia is being demonized because Washington needs enemies. No one needs "the most powerful military the world has ever known" if there are no enemies. When the Soviet Union evaporated and everyone had started buying everything from China the warmongers were out of business. They don't like that. Why would they? They need war.

Tuesday, December 1, 2015


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by Morley Evans

Dear Dr. Hardy,

As promised, I’ve been chewing on my cud. We ruminants need to work hard to digest grass, which is hard to digest. We are always eating and chewing. We are able to grow big and strong. Health-minded people think grass-fed beef and milk are the best foods one can get. They love to eat us! Health-minded people also love fruits and vegetables, of course.

I always learn something from your witty, well researched, intelligent articles. Thank you for them. They should put you first in the newsletter, not last. I have three articles to read:

1). Ageing and Inflammation
2). It’s an Occupational Hazard
3). Avoiding ‘The Forgetting’ (Part III)
4). Avoiding The Forgetting (Parts I and II)


Ageing and Inflammation


The four classical signs of inflammation, heat (calor), pain (dolor), redness (rubor) and swelling (tumor) learned by medical students for centuries were defined in the first century AD by the Roman scholar, Celsus.  Basically inflammation is the response of a tissue to injury, pathogen invasion or irritants and is characterized by increased blood flow causing these four signs.


Dr. Cenaiko treated pain with “prolotherapy” for thirty years (to the displeasure of the Saskatchewan College of Physicians and Surgeons).  He said that inflammation is an essential part of healing an injury. Pain is required, he thought. Pain seems to tell the body to get busy and start fixing things. Pain killers and anti-inflamatory drugs arrest the healing process, he said. Taking Non Steroidal Anti-inflammatory Drugs is why people don’t recover 100%. Typically they recover about 75%, he told me. They are permanently injured thanks to pain killers. 

I had been in acute pain for six years (January 1992 to May 1998) when I went to see Dr. Cenaiko in Wakaw. None of my doctors knew what was wrong with me. They still don’t know — because they don't want to know. It took Dr. John N. Alport four years to admit that I was in pain. “ It’s all in your head,” Dr. Alport seemed to think. He acquired his medical attitudes from his father Dr. W.E.H. (Bill) Alport. When another doctor (Dr. Stuart McMillan) diagnosed me with fibromyalgia, Dr. Alport put me on many drugs to help me "manage my condition." I could not move without screaming pain so I avoided moving. I was able to do that. I spent my days lying in a La-z-Boy covered with a blanket and my nights sweating in bed under a sheet that was soaking wet. My hands were painful swollen claws. I would get about three hours sleep a night. Those are only a few of the things that were wrong with me during my years in Statin Hell.  

Oh, I don't want to forget dementia! Before I started Zocor therapy, Dr. John N. Alport assured me there are no side effects, that Zocor prevents Alzheimer's disease and that, "new benefits are being discovered all the time." You can bet they are. "Zocor is the Vitamin that God forgot to make." But Merck figured it out.

Dr. Alport has gone on to pursue his life's work as a professional liar and Good-time Charlie by testifying in court for Saskatchewan Government Insurance as its in-house expert witness on everything and keeping the sick and dying at the Pasqua hospital ER in stitches with his standup routine. Reliving this horror gets me inflamed.

Outrage is another source of inflammation. Stay calm.

Prolotherapy treatment involves injecting micro amounts of sterile glucose into a patient’s ligaments. This initiates inflammation and healing begins. Dr. Cenaiko injected several hundred sites after he had given me a general anesthetic. I still felt every one of those injections. My sister drove me to Wakaw and back to Regina. When I went to bed that night, I was in so much pain I thought I would not wake up in the morning. But I did wake up and life got a tiny bit better every morning from then on. After seven months, I was well enough to return to the gym to resume walking and gentle stretching. Twelve years later I was doing power lifting at the gym. That’s what I’m doing today. I may live another sixty years.

Dr. Cenaiko told me I would have to endure my suffering. He said anti-inflamatory drugs would only stop my body from healing itself. He also looked at the list of drugs I was taking that had been prescribed by Dr. Alport (which didn’t include Zocor) and said he didn’t think I needed to be taking them. That may have been the most important thing Dr. Cenaiko told me. I stopped taking all of the meds that night, including Zocor. I had no idea what was wrong with me, but I was slowly to get better I would learn in a few days.

My most recent experience with pain was a severe sprain from an accident at the gym. My left wrist was injured. The physiotherapist wouldn’t touch my wrist unless I had an x-ray showing it wasn’t broken. That required a referral. The doctor I saw referred me to an x-ray clinic and told me I should take Ibuprofen three times a day. He didn’t know about the 2015 FDA warning on Ibuprofen, of course. But I knew all about it:
I ignored this doc’s advise and remembering Dr. Cenaiko I took nothing. The x-ray showed nothing was broken.  I had a severe sprain, as I expected. I could wiggle my fingers.

My wrist was immobile. I could not move it. Swelling works like a cast holding everything in place and preventing further damage. The physiotherapist administered ultrasound and recommended icing 10 minutes on and 10 minutes off, three times, twice a day. When I had healed sufficiently after a week, she recommended exercises with a 5 pound weight. "Stop if anything hurts," she said. After about 3 weeks, I started alternating heat and ice. My wrist was as good as new within a month.

During my years of torture, I found scalding hot baths (40°C) three times a day were analgesic. Hot soaks worked but they didn’t solve the problem which was being caused by Zocor® and later by Lipitor®. Years after I had stopped taking Statins, my pain had not gone away. I finally discovered Alpha Lipoic Acid and Carnitor®. That is why I got better. There is no doubt about it. I started JuicePLUS+ later. Then, I stopped taking ALA and Carnitor® to see what would happen. Nothing happened. I conclude that JuicePLUS was filling in for ALA and Carnitor®. Today I am taking Juvenon® whose main ingredients are ALA and L-carnitine. I just started taking Dr. Sears Ultra Accel with PQQ®. I take some other supplements too, especially Vitamin D3.

I know something about inflammation and what to do about it. The way I feel may be merely an illusion — I was dead now I'm reborn. But I do have ten beautiful Ukrainian and Russian girlfriends. They all want to marry me! They would be happy to live in my harem. Each one wants to be the head wife, of course. I’m not making this up. Who else can say anything like that? I am 68 years old. My oldest girls are 25. They know about Suleiman the Magnificent and Roxelana his principal wife. She was a Ukrainian, like them. They are not the same as women here.

Who would believe my story? Perhaps I’ll write science fiction to support my family. After the movie is made, I could buy an apartment building in Monaco so we could have a place where we could live together. Each wife could have her own apartment. We would dine together every night as a family.

My story is completely documented and waits to be tried in an honest court when I find one. I doubt if an honest court exists in Saskatchewan, or Canada where they love Conrad Black and other scoundrels.

Alas, so many women, so little time: I resolve to love them all while I'm faithful to one. These are words to live by. I plan to live a long time.

- Morley