by Morley Evans
Only six months of winter left!
Enjoy it while you can!
Here is the story of Punxsutawney Phil the rodent in Pennsylvania. If you want you can stay indoors and ponder this important question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You can also figure out how to pronounce "Punxsutawney".
You will notice, please, that the grass behind Gainer is green. It may be fake grass but there is no snow, not even fake snow. So, what planet is Gainer on?