Tuesday, January 10, 2012


© MMXII V.1.0.0
by Morley Evans

This Student obtained 0% on an exam, even though his answers were technically or literally correct! I would give him 100%. Public education is a waste of money!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already  built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Rose Roberto said...

Sorry, but this is not 100% Napoleon didn't die in battle. He died in exile.

So not so funny.

Morley Evans said...

You are correct. Napoleon died on St. Helena and Island in middle of the South Atlantic. Thank you!

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