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by Morley Evans
Some of my readers may get the wrong impression from my articles.
To set the record straight: I must emphatically state that our leaders do not lie. In fact, they protect the truth fastidiously.
Truth is kept in a drug induced coma inside a locked room atop a tower surrounded by ferocious beasts dripping crimson from fang and claw.
Truth is safe; don't worry your pretty little heads.
with thanks to Dr. Malcolm Kendrick, M.D.